Alpha Omega Epsilon

A professional and social sorority for engineering and cs majors. The girls are very smart and down to earth. Although they are sought after by intelligent, witty, and otherwise attractive young men their primary goal in college to get a degree, not a husband. And hey, you can't spell awesome without AOE.

Guy 1: "Your thermo tutor is gorgeous, is she a Zeta?"
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."

by Vallory Raye May 15, 2011

Epsicle

Frank Epperson was only 11 years old when he invented the originally named Epsicle. He had left his fruit flavored soda outside on the porch with a stir stick in it. The drink froze to the stick and tasted good. It took 18 more years in 1923 for Epperson to apply for a patent for a "frozen ice on a stick" called the Epsicle ice pop, which his children re-named the Popsicle.

Bob:Have you had any Epsicles?

Fred:No but I had a Popsicle.
Bob: its the same thing.
Fred: BLUGH!

by popsicelised April 21, 2011

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

Epsteined

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.

John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.

by james savik January 3, 2023

Lambda Phi Epsilon

Lambda Phi Epsilon (ΛΦΕ, also known as LPhiE or LFE) is an internationally-recognized Asian-interest fraternity based in the United States. Lambda Phi Epsilon's goals include servicing the community through various philanthropies, increasing Asian awareness, promoting academic scholarship, and strengthening the Asian American voice on campus. Lambda Phi Epsilon Fraternity, Inc. is currently the largest Asian-interest fraternity with a total of 50 chapters in the United States and Canada, and continues to expand to other campuses every year.

J: "Hey George, I'm thinking about rushing Lambda Phi Epsilon!"
G: "That's cool John! They did a bone marrow philanthropy drive which saved my sister!"

by studentlife10 May 26, 2010

Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Epstein

1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.

Definition 2:

Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.

You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.

by Chashuman August 19, 2019