The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017

Epidemiological Quotient [Epi Quo]

I have coined this term and it can be measured "to assess the knowledge of the doctors about the medicine and health in the social context".

Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo can be explained like If a doctor has good knowledge about the treatment of a illness but if he/she doesnt know that what is the problem statement of that disease in the society it can be said that He/She has low Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo. A good doctor knows the treatment and social pathology of that disease also(In other words, good in Epidemiology). eg. If doctor knows the treatment of diabetes but he doesnt know what all factors like Genetics, age, sex, socio economic status affect the chances of one getting Diabetes or what is the prevalence of it in his society then that doctor can be called that he has low epi quo. Knowing all this means Higher Epidemiological Quotient.

by Dr Chandrakant Lahariya October 30, 2005

facebook epidemic

something, like a note, that spreads like wildfire throughout facebook.

Facebook Epidemic: Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose at least 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(Or I just literally tagged randoms eventually) (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

by cmakk January 30, 2009

epidemiology

medicine that deals with how disease starts and how it spreads out, as well as how to control said disease

The doctor used epidemiology to cure the killer fart.

by AceOfSpades January 21, 2006

The Halls of Epidemia

Classes on Zoom.

Higher education from home.

As she logged in to her Tuesday morning creative writing seminar, she looked around at the Halls of Epidemia, which looked almost exactly like her bedroom.

by Monkey's Dad April 6, 2020

Epidermless

Lacking a prepuce (a male's foreskin) or a clitoris (female).
See: Circumcised.
One without foreskin.

LaFonda: Hey, do you still have your foreskin?
Omar: Hell no, I'm epidermless.

by Da_Man. March 21, 2010

The epidemic OFF

A band with the members of, brent, jake, janet, denise, and veronica. First played at the opening of whack in the box.

The epidemic OFF is the greatest band ever. OFF!

by MCDOOGLE January 23, 2005