epic games

Ass company made by a shitty guy called Donald must turd now charlie wen oh my god

Hey this is epic games game right! Yes! ITs so crap my nigga!

by dickfucker664 August 23, 2024

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shitty chinese spy app made to compete with steam

have you heard epic games store i heard its chinese spy app

by overlord hitler February 12, 2019

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Online store platform for Fortnite cucks too young to play M rated games, to get free shit cause mommy won’t give her credit card for Steam.

“My mom won’t pay for Steam but I copped ten games on my school laptop from the epic games store. Now I kill hookers on GTA”

by White Boy Smokes Weed January 19, 2021

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It's a very universal term. You can for example use it when kill someone in a game.

For example: Dude, I just epic games launchered that guy in the head.

It can also be used as a response to most questions to try to seem funny.

Dude, I just epic games launchered that guy in the head.

>Hey whats going on?

>Epic games laucher
>LOL

by Theobert June 28, 2018

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Epic Games Store

Epic Games Store is a product created by the one true king of PC Gaming; Tim Sweeney, Megabillionaire Playboy invented the App as a kryptonite for Steam Shills; Steam is Created by Valve, a company well know for Underage gambling and forced microtransactions.

Ya'll see Borderlands 3 is coming to Epic Games Store?

by John Romero's Bitch June 10, 2019

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Legitimate digital garbage, half the time it's "downloading", it won't do anything for literally no reason, even if it is actually downloading something, it's doing it significantly slower than other launchers could, the entire thing relies on giving free (or heavily discounted) games, convincing (paying) devs to launch on it first, free fortnite skins and buying games studios for one SPECIFIC popular game and delisting it on steam so you are FORCED to use their launcher for it, on top of less features and much more lag than other launchers, it's like some messed up mix of those apple arcade exclusives and temu in a way.

I really wanted to start playing Fall Guys but of course it had to be locked behind the Epic Games Launcher.

by meepfella November 2, 2025

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