Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018

environmental sustainability

The maintenance of the factors and practices that contribute to the quality of environment on a long-term basis.

Government: "Hey, how does your company use environmental sustainability"
Company CEO: "Oh, we have different limits on how much fish we can catch"

by Gravixx September 4, 2018

The environmentalist

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"

"So last night I did the environmentalist"

by D.ckjones November 15, 2019

School of Enviromental Studies

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.

"Oh you go to the pothead high school?"

by Willow December 5, 2003

Cultural Enrichment Stick

The name an Islamic rapists penis.

Mohammed used his cultural enrichment stick to culturally enrich his European host

by Random Malice October 17, 2018

Enrichment Center

A fancy way of saying Neurotoxin container

Did you just shove that aperture science thin we don’t know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator?

Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated was. It was a morality core they put in me when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William April 21, 2021

Target rich environment

A sarcastic term for being surrounded and/or severely outnumbered by enemies.

Those "Black Hawk Down" guys sure were in a target rich environment.

by Snood363 December 22, 2012