enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

by lmai2 June 2, 2023

person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 5, 2017

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 4, 2010

enormosity

Bigger then most things normally are

That Gamecube is so small, it doesnt have the enormosity of the Xbox.

by Oberman August 16, 2004

Enormous

Really, really, really big.

Zoe loves enormous cock.

by Contemptible2 June 13, 2019

Enormous Crocodile

1- A crocodile that is of monstrous proportions.

2- A childrens book with a (rather clichéd, "good overcomes evil ) moral, by Roald Dahl. It has some really quite cool characters such as the Rolypoly Bird and Mugglewump the Monkey (who also features in Dahl's book The Twits. This is a must read if you are a small child or if you have small children but ESPECIALLY if you are a small child.

"The Enormous Crocodile lives in the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa. He has sharp shining teeth and a temendous appetite- for nice, juicy children (muwahahahhaaa... kiddy sandwich... YUM YUM! (soz)), his favourite lunch time treat..."

by J-Bezza. April 8, 2006