the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

toilet water enima

when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass

i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima

by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018

hot oil enima

Attitude adjustment

When she is completely wrong and won't admit it. That bitch needs a hot oil enima

by jactkinson March 22, 2010

Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.

Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.

by nedrac February 27, 2011