MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

by The mystical M January 4, 2022

pent up sexual energy

When you haven't had sex in an incredibly long time or are a virgin that desperately wants to bone and your sexual desire is so fuckin high that you feel like your dick/pussy is gonna explode

Damn man I haven't had sex since 2009, I've got so much pent up sexual energy

by OPP555 May 28, 2017

Big God Energy

the consistently enormous, organic, and effervescent radiation & exudance of God through someone as a result of the ruthless hunger & limitless depth that defines their obedience to & pursuit of God.

an often subtle & quiet confidence (sans cockiness) and complete security of not needing other people’s benchmarks — wealth, power, prestige, intelligence, beauty — to know one’s own worth because it is so deeply rooted in God.

any suspicion of tryhard vibes kills BGE, as does the kind of cockiness that speaks of insecurity; the true BGE-haver is respectful to those around them, but with swagger.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that Big God Energy. He is unstoppable.

by tongo2319 April 4, 2020

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021