The end all of feminine Super Heroes, Endorphin Girl fights unhappiness, depression, aches and pains and basically anything that doesn't feel like your entire body has just burst through the event horizon of a black hole at a final climactic radar gun read of 187,000 miles per second only to discover that beyond the speed of perfect love lies an alternate universe with a full cooler of ice cold anything you desire to quench the sweet lava like oozing fire in your love parched throat as well as hot bags of tacos, buffalo wings and Fritos, with nary a complaint about crumbs or eating in bed, followed by the nap of the millennium and a wake up full body massage.
Lauren Francesca's YouTube Channel launch on Valentine's Day, 2011 has convinced me that she is the only super hero woman who can save me, Endorphin Girl.. I'm at total peace with the planet, man..
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'Wow, Tina just endorsed me as highly skilled in Microsoft Excel! Sure, I work in Marine Biology, but MAN that's a rush! I can really feel those endorsphins rushing through me!'
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I don't do it for the thrill, I do it for the endolphins. I use various methods to up my endolphins to help with my chronic pain.
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