Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Employed

When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.

Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"

by TheGiant November 18, 2014

employed

To work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.

I am employed at the local shipping dock.

by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004

The Exploited

A punk rock band from Edinburgh Scotland and was formed in 1979. They are currently one of the U.K's favourite outspoken punk band. In 2003 the band was denied entry into Canada which caused a riot, cars were burned, shop windows were smashed and a few people were arrested. The band is also known for kicking their guitarist Big John Duncan out of the band for being gay. John now lives in Holland with his boyfriend. The band is known as true punk rock because they are not sell outs and have stuck to their punk roots for decades.

PoserPunkOne; Oh em gee!! The Exploited is soooooo no punk like ugh true punk is like totally Blink 182!!!
True Punk: Bite that curb bitch. The Exploited is about as punk as it gets!

by FuckTheSystem123 January 12, 2009

Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 24, 2014

over-employed

1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.

3. Working at a NYC Startup

"After an 80 hour work week, its safe to say he is over-employed"

by WW_BK August 15, 2015

Da hood exploiters

Da hood exploiters are people who are so bad at da hood thst they need to exploit. They are literally a dog shit tryna impress pick mes. Every single one of them have an exploiter.

Da hood exploiters ruin the game bruh

by Uwukys69 May 20, 2022