Emonical

A state of being Emo and Cynical at the same exact time. In essence a mix of "Emocity" and Cynicism (sometimes to a large extent).

Jimmy: Gosh, sometimes this world is so selfish, I'm glad that I'm not.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.

by lawlitellyou April 21, 2006

emongifier

(E-Monj-ifier) A pointlessly employed human being, usually in a high vis jacket or with a name tag of some description, doing the job of an inanimate, but perfectly functional sign or instruction, whilst standing next to or in front of that very sign or instruction, as if we can neither see nor understand it.

Usually found at ports, or other areas of high human traffic, next to signs that everyone understands and can clearly see, using their hands or vocals to emphasise what the sign says or means.

It's a good job that emongifier told me to go left, the meaning of the 8 foot long, fluorescent arrow pointing left behind him was a total mystery to me, until he looked at me through half closed eyes and said 'left please mate'. The guy behind me would probably have died if the guy hadn't sufficiently directed him. Long live the Emongifier.

by Flakeypaul January 11, 2019

emoknife

sexiest woman alive, top tier e-gf im telling you man. DONT even get me started on her voice i could listen to it 24/7 and never get tired of it. Her beauty is just beyond my understanding how can a human being be so perfect … she’s obsessed w scaramouche & a GENSHIN addict this woman barely leaves her house antisocial asf!!!

“ cuz everyone keeps saying deliiia and not deeelia u get me”
- Delia 2020

Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, emoknife.

Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.

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by loverio356 August 3, 2021

emoni

A nice very flexible girl, she gets in trouble alot,also she has a big butt ,her mom's name sounds like it would start with a T .she very crazy(way too crazy) and she can be very emoting also she is the MIXED goddess she got longish hair and is a future veteran

U know da girl emoni she's hawt

by idk why I do dis April 19, 2017

Emoni

Emoni is a beautiful, Fun, and loving friend She will always have your back no matter what. She is obviously besties with a COCO! Everyone loves Emoni for her fun and crazy attitude!

Emoni is so fun and crazy.
Emoni has a bestie definitely named Coco

by urfavchanel November 25, 2021

emoinnit

the most swag person to ever exist

did you see emoinnits tiktok omg they are so swag and cool

by spoonisswag December 24, 2020

emoknife

The hottest person alive on the planet confirmed by me her lover.

Emoknife is the sexiest

Emoknife is so hot

by Iwiclwoybyapom August 3, 2021