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Elberton

Elberton, Georgia. Granite Capital of the World, a small town located in north GA near the SC border. Population 5,000ish. Isolated from interstates, many daydream about leading a glamourous life elsewhere when they graduate. You can drive across town in under 5 minutes if the green lights are with you.

Any shopping to be done beyond a grocery store or Walmart tends to happen in Athens or Atlanta, GA or Anderson, SC. The high school football stadium is one of the most unique in the country seating 20,000 on huge granite blocks. The high school mascot is the Blue Devil.

A quiet town where gossip travels fast, but there are wonderful, lifelong friends to be made. Many families live in the town for generations.

The Richard B. Russell hydroelectric dam on the Savannah River is a point of pride & there are many beautiful scenic areas for outdoor recreation. There are many fast food restaurants, but nice, sit-down establishments tend to struggle in this market. The churches are an important part of the social life as are numerous small businesses. Real estate is cheaper in Elberton, but turnover is correlated to the lower number of buyers. Occasionally, you can feel the ground shake if you are near a quarry when it is blasting out new blocks of granite.

You'll likely develop an appreciation for the peaceful, slower way of life in Elberton.

Another town of the same name is found in the state of Washington.
They drove to Atlanta to look for prom dresses because Elberton didn't have any.

Gee frickin' whiz, I knew I should've made that phone call back when I was passing through Athens, because coverage sucks around Elberton!

Did you know that Old Dan Tucker in that folk song was from Elberton?

Come to the football game at the Granite Bowl in Elberton Friday night; it will be fun!

Elberton is the real Granite Capital of the World even though New Hampshire tries to claim that honor too.

Elberton has one four lane highway, but confused outsiders tend to define it as a five lane due to the presence of the center turning lane.

No matter how far young folks roam outside of Elberton, most tend to like coming back to visit their hometown from time to time.

Do you think there will ever be a viable sit-down restaurant in the old "Cattletown"/"Gardens" building in Elberton?
by Hip Mama February 6, 2010
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Everton

Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.
EVERTON FANS.

Al: Lad coming to watch the match?

John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison

LIVERPOOL FANS.

Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?

Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.

Muhammad: Sound.
by EFC WG July 31, 2011
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Evertonians

Disillusioned fans from the Blue side of Liverpool having a chip on both shoulders.
Fact: Evertonians get more pleasure from Liverpool losing a game than they do from their own team winning.
How sad is that? :o)
by Red4ever November 16, 2009
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Everton Syndrome

The false, deluded belief that Everton fans are the only true scousers, and that they are more “scouse” than Liverpool fans. In reality, neither group is more “scouse” than the other and arguing over who the true scousers are is completely pointless.
“We’re the true scousers! You red lot are all from Norway or China or something!”

“I think you might have Everton Syndrome...”
by Redman2020 February 26, 2021
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everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.
Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid
by Ash April 21, 2005
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evertonians

Supporters of Everton Football Club.
Everton is based in the city of Liverpool and is full of local fans from the area. Bitter rivals of Liverpool FC who have a 1% share of the fans in the city, the others come from Norway

Evertonians support Everton not because the choose to, but because they are the chosen one`s
by i-hate-red April 22, 2006
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evertonian's

a sad bitter bunch of asbo's who have an irrational hatred of anything red. they can often be seen wearing the colour blue, normally after a derby win (which is'nt very often) or after a ropey win against lower division opposition in the f.a cup. they have been known to adopt convicted criminals as there icons and have also been known to employ scottish homosexuals to score goals for them
as evertonian's it means nothing to us that Duncan Ferguson was an over paid, carthorse thug that was crap. because he had an everton tattoo.
by Colin O'sullivan September 12, 2006
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