elverto

A sexy ass nigga with a big ass dick. When bitches see him there vaginas turn into oceans.

Damn, that nigga Elverto can fuck my pussy sideways.

by FatherBaby February 20, 2019

Everton Prime

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

by anonymous October 31, 2018

everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

Coo coo

Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.

by Qsx November 2, 2019

Elverta

Elverta is a skinny blonde babe with big blue eyes and a nice ass. She's great at putting shitheads in their place and encouraging bitches to speak their minds. She can only cook grill cheese sandwhiches.

Elverta will kick your ass if she hears you talking shit like that.

by Dr. Fuzzy Slippers December 31, 2012

Everton

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.

We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.

by Mick D August 29, 2003

everton

The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.

Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM

by DannyEFC September 12, 2006