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electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011
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Electrospray

This is when the guy connects a car battery or some other source of electricity to his ball sack during sex. Then when he cums the girl (or guy) gets a little shock from the jizz.
Damn girl, you just got electrosprayed!
by fleshdizzle August 2, 2008
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Electromagnetic device attack

Use of a variety of horrid personal assault devices which create and electric shock of your brain, head, face and or nervous system. In conjunction with illicit transmitters placed in your food or drink and ingested, it can cause your body organs to flutter,vibrate and contort involuntarily from the reaction to the electrical stimulation.They can involuntarily cause a reaction that can cause your intestines to twist& contort. Vibrate your bladder to the point of urgency and electro shock your brain with severe pain til you pass out.
Some of these devices actually leave physical signs of burns on your skin
"Electromagnetic device attack "can be used to assault,harm and harass a person physically and emotionally by a long distance range of electrically stimulating your bodily organs and or your brain involuntarily .
by Peaches From Park Forest,IL April 22, 2009
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electromagnetic spectrum

a pointless thing to learn. you will forget all those times you spent in your physics lessons at school therefore you do not need to learn something as stupid and pointless as this.
girl 1: hey, i just figured out what the electromagnetic spectrum is!
girl 2: why did you do that? it's a waste of time.
by littlemorethunder March 24, 2010
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electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.
Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.
by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008
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electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposing yourself to.
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011
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Electromagnet

A thing in your life that sends an almopst elctrical current of happiness through your body..comes in few forms but the action and effects are all the same..Also something which you find srangely attractive after little contact
Wow!! You seem as attractive as a giant uber Electromagnet!!
by Greggy January 27, 2005
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