electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.

The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.

by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005

Erectile dysfunction

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.

After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022

erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013

Electile Dysfunction

the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Electile Dysfunction; Both political parties in the USA have done their very best job to ruin the democratic electorial process. So it is true that you can kill a fantasy (aka Camelot is dead) period.

by ron abbott October 28, 2008

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Watching the neocons talk about balanced budgets and reduced spending while in the same breath mentioning expansion of the number of troops in Iraq gave me electile dysfunction. However, I have been cured by a dose of Dr. Ron Paul."

by Homero January 25, 2008

electile dysfunction

the inability to become aroused by any candidates in the 2008 American presidental election.

"did you read about that new study by the AMA? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction."

by fineupstandingcitizen August 28, 2008