ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.

look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.

by doctor deez June 14, 2010

ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.

S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger

by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007

Bacon and Egger

A fart so raunchy that it makes you hungry. Sometimes smells partially like hard-boiled eggs.

Man, I just ripped a bacon and egger all over that guy's kitchen.

by Biggymcfinch January 8, 2006

CHEESE n'EGGER

A freshly cracked egg from hens fed a vegetarian diet, topped with processed cheddar and served on a toasted English Muffin or Sesame seed bun.

Most commonly consumed by a kid named Gabriel sandy jew

The last time i went to MacDonalds i saw Gabriel eating a CHEESE n'EGGER

by Jimmy Cart February 4, 2018

Alison Marie Egger

She is a nice blonde-brunette girl who is pretty awesome. She doesn't watch anime, but that can't count against her amazingness.

Person 1: "Have you seen Alison Marie Egger?"
Person 2: "Yeah."

by AirlineFood November 26, 2020

Eihgered

When someone only adds stupid, inane, or moronic things to a conversation, thread, IM, or other form of communication, intentionally or unintentionally.

Named in honor of the handle of the first person this consistently applied to, Eihger.

He Eihgered the thread about ninjas when he said they wear masks.

by Invalid H. User April 23, 2003

Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.

HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.

by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009