egging

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.

Will: You up for a bit of egging tonight Ang?
Ang: Ooh yes, i just love that hatching feeling.

by J+K August 31, 2006

egging

throwing eggs at people car and houses it is best to do it on a friday night when people are going out so you ruin their outfits and hair and u have to do it either on halloween or when you are cruising

me and ma possy went egging last night

by gob shite May 23, 2005

egging

Directly translated from, "Estoy hueveando," this phrase is used to describe an evolved state of hanging out and chilling.

Dude 1 - Hey, you egging?
Dude 2 - I'm SO egging.

by Sweet Persia February 19, 2008

Easter egging

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.

"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."

by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013

anal egging

Eating a hard boiled were you anal egging out of your partners ass?

Hey Don , were you anal egging your wife last night?

by Gt57 February 3, 2018

Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.

Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.

by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021

Chicken and Egging

When one creates a rigged scenario or task where in order to complete said task or scenario, you must complete steps A and B. However, you cannot complete step B without completing step A and you cannot complete step a without completing step B, similar to how you cannot have a chicken without an egg and you cannot have an egg without a chicken.

My dad was Chicken and Egging me yesterday! He said I need to get a job but he also said I'm not allowed getting a job. I can't win!

by thomasc02005 January 25, 2022