effective

Useful

this is effective

by Bruh17 May 29, 2021

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

effective immediately

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.

The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

by BigPapiCreams April 6, 2022

effective altruism

Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.

Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing.

by thedonkeykingridesagain December 15, 2022

effective power

A text sent from hell this shit will make anyone's iPhone crash if its sent via text message. The origin of this is unknown rumors say ISIS is behind it because of the Arabic characters but there has been no evidence linked to that theory.

effective.

Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗

My stupid friend thought it would be funny to send me the effective power text now my phone crashed and my text messages don't fucking work

by Effective Power May 31, 2015

effectuating

A failed attempt at trying to sound smart using a word that sounds like it might mean something but, in reality, means nothing at all. An example of this occurrence might be when someone uses a word such as "effectuate".

Joe: Jeff, would you effectuate Bobby's browser history for me?

Jeff: Joe, stop effectuating you giant douche!

by patty-mac October 19, 2016

Street Effective

usually a term for the use of karate in practical everyday scenarios (i.e. gangfights, dojo wars, laundromats). Similar to 'Street Wise' but different in the fact that it is about the application of knowledge of the learning environment to the real world. It's also much cooler than being streetwise.

'Yo dawg, I'm now so much more street effective now that I know how to improvise instead of following a routine.'

by Philintheblank1 February 11, 2010