Evidence

Something creationism does not have.

Scientists have evidence, but lack absolute certainty.

Creationists have absolute certainty, but lack evidence.

This is a fact.

by EvolvedExpert May 18, 2011

Evidorable

Evil AND adorable. AT THE SAME TIME. Something that half scares you to death but you just want to nervous laugh and hug the...thing.

OMG that cat is like soooo evidorable! It's giving me the death stare but i just wanna hug it!

by EpicBird August 14, 2010

Evidence

The body you are trying to hide in your backyard.

"We ran out of room in our backyard, so we had to hide the evidence in our neighbor's yard,"

by Kawshee January 5, 2010

Elevidiot

An elevidiot = and elevator idiot. One who tries to step into an elevator, as the door opens, before any of the passengers who are already inside have the chance to step out.

As our elevator reached our destination, the door began to open. As I was about to exit another person tried to step inside the elevator (before I could get out) almost bumping into me, causing a moment of confusion/akwardness. As I left, crossing in front of him, under my breath I sighed "you elevidiot".

by Landon Guntman November 22, 2007

photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

by Yams January 16, 2008

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

by AJWar May 21, 2010