emochav

This is a word i created to describe the 'teenagers' commonly found in the town of Colchester, Essex (UK) and Guernsey.
They're a cross between emo kids and chavs.
They often have emo hair style's while wearing chav clothing, or wearing emo clothing and having hair which appears to have been attacked by bleach and a chainsaw.
They're marginally better chavs since their pale complexion keeps them inside and their short life expectancy is also a bonus.

(Abbreviated to emok or emoch)

Dude 1: "Did you see that twat with the shite hair?"
Dude 2: "The emochav?"

by AlexC September 5, 2008

emochicken

an idiot and fake emo

Peeping Tom is an emochicken

by Davic April 22, 2007

ewoch

An ewoch is the complete opposite of a chode. It’s a penis that is incredibly long and extremely skinny. Ewochs tend to not gain any size when erect but merely become hard and upright.

Ben: Dude look at that. His cock is like 7 inches floppy, and its really skinny.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.

by J shizzle3000 June 12, 2008

esochology

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".

When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.

by esodoc August 18, 2009

epoch failure

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

by Seamuskc July 13, 2018

enoch

desirable, irresistable, sometimes annoying, indifferent to your feeling, high ranked, extremely cute when he is in his mood, and... charming

"oh... now u ask me to do things for you ha..." said enoch

by hupia August 20, 2004

enochian

An angelic language given to Dr. John Dee by christian angels. The language has been shown to have complex linguistics and is either a very well thought out reproduction or the real thing.

Iadbalt = "The god of justice"

by Jeffrey Phillips Freeman July 10, 2003