Randy Ebright

Drummer for that Crazy Mexican band Molotov. Born in the US then moved to Mexico to hide from the police. Nicknamed "El Gringo Loco" (The Crazy Gringo) due to his ability to get in enough trouble to get the police department interrogate him for issuing death threats as a prank to his teacher.

Randy Ebright is a perfect example that not all gringos are "puñeteros"

by gutymunoz92 June 2, 2010

eligibilize

The act of making someone, or a group of people, eligible for something.

If the State would only frickin' eligibilize more children, all children would have health coverage.
-Children's Alliance staffer, Sarah Cherin

by Jon Gould May 28, 2006

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009

hipster enlightenment

n., a state of pure hipsterdom in which a hipster realizes that all things, including life itself, are mainstream and originality is a virtual impossibility

Hipster #1: "What happened to Alphonse?"
Hipster #2: "He died after achieving hipster enlightenment last week"
Hipster #1: "Death is so mainstream"
Hipster #2: "Original Hipster be praised!"

by Scottsifer July 9, 2011

Question of enlightenment

A question asked by someone where said question causes a lot of thinking to occur, almost on a spiritual level. You'll know you're being hit with a question of enlightenment when it brings forth an extreme sensation of awe. These questions have been witnessed before in popular media, but the term has been left undefined until now. These questions help increase humanity's understanding of its' environment as well as itself.

Trevor in GTA5 once asked a vegan woman, "You don't eat meat by you'll eat c**k?". This is a very good example of a question of enlightenment. Another example not from media would be "how can a lesbian be a lesbian if they like strap on dildos?".

by Skanago:g January 8, 2017

elightbars.org

A site mainly dedicated to warning lighting used on emergency and nonemergency vehicles.
Unfortunately it's overrun by mostly semiliterate members. This is substantiated to the fullest when browsing the entire site, especially the "Off Topic" section.
A definite pack mentality can be seen when otherwise coherent thoughts and ideas are presented to the simplistic masses.
Keep in mind most members are younger, volunteer low-skilled (not bashing volunteering), and from small(er) isolated areas (not that all small town people are ignorant).
One might question the presence of five or six seemingly intelligent members, unless they have a, "scientist working in a chimp lab", fetish.
The administration is often biased, and many of the site's rules/guidelines/links are unenforced/unused/outdated.
Two thumbs down to what could have had the potential to be a helpful and informative site.
(The following negative posts/reviews/ratings will be marked by breadcrumb trails back to elightbars.org)

I joined elightbars.org, and all I lost was my stupid diploma.

by norefute February 24, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007