eavesturbate

v.: to masturbate while eavesdropping on another person or persons having sex. (A fusion of: "eavesdrop", Eng., to listen secretly upon another; and "masturbate", Eng., to pleasure oneself sexually).

I'm pretty sure my creepy roommate eavesturbates on me and Zelda when we're fucking.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 23, 2010

Eave

Dumb person who can drag a hoe when needed

Dont mess with her she a eave
Shut up you a eave

by Eavee April 29, 2020

eaveslook

intransitive verb: to watch a private conversation held in sign language between two deaf people.

The deaf couple on the bus were having such a tempestuous fight that I couldn't help but eaveslook.

by Manlike Witch March 17, 2010

eavesreading

(v.)When someone surreptitiously reads something (usually over your shoulder) without your consent. This can be an email, text message, letter, newspaper etc.
(noun: eavesreader)

I got this funny email from Migs, but I couldn't read it because Julie was eavesreading behind me.

by Migzonian October 15, 2008

eaves podding

the act of wearing ear buds and bouncing your head while no music is playing, so you can eaves drop on someone's conversation

I was eaves podding and I heard Elaine say she was pregnant!

by Theresa Bates January 28, 2009

eavesdropping

To spy on something or somebody.

Two federal intelligence agents were charged of eavesdropping on behalf of Russia.

by gyg May 17, 2006

Eaves

A shortened version of the word eavesdropping typically paired with the word droppin'. To listen to people when you're not supposed to be.

Samwise Gamgee- "I aint been droppin no eaves sir, honest."

Did you hear what those people were saying?
What you think I've been droppin eaves?

by CandyKane February 12, 2014