Easy Bake Oven

A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.

My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.

by Darwin Bradford March 30, 2009

Easy Bake Oven

When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.

That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!

by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011

easy bake baby oven

A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.

Megan is going to be James and I's easy bake baby oven. Who say's gays shouldn't have kids?

by the joshbob August 17, 2009

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

easy bake

a way to describe a previous marijuana usage where the smoker was forced to smoke a miniscule amount of bud

i wanted to get all dutched out before school but bob's broke ass only had enough to easy bake

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

easy bake oven

A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.

"Johns coming out again"
"Yeah he's such an easy bake oven"
"To right dude"

by captainawesomeicorn November 14, 2012

California Easy Bake

When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.

Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.

by Cyber Fox June 19, 2010