earney

A derogatory term used as a greeting

Hey earney

by Bloodybullet May 23, 2016

Earsexual

Someone who wants to have sex with an ear

Guy 1. Man I had Jennifer over and she asked me to fuck her in the ears so hard

Guy 2. Dude she must be earsexual

by Earsexualhuman December 26, 2020

ersey

new ersey 😜

new ersey 😜

by kake 😱😱😱😱 July 4, 2021

eareyecat and teodor

THE GREATEST FRIENDS OF ALL TIME THAT WILL BECOME GODS AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND ZA LIVING BEINGS

me: EAREYECAT AND TEODOR WILL DESTROY YOU
farty marty: NOOOO
me: PEW

by eareyecat April 11, 2022

Eareys

Both the ears and the eyes said at the same time

Max's eareys were itchy

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).

“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”

by большой любовник петуха November 28, 2018

Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024