earjacking

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.

by chaniqua July 8, 2005

eargasm

1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.

1. I nearly had an eargasm while listening to his performance of Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto.
2. My favorite part of that piece is the eargasm.
3. When we listened to that music, did you eargasm?

by Rachel July 20, 2004

earring bro

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

by RapscallionRobby May 14, 2020

Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

eargasm

The chill down your spine you get when listening to amazing music.

I got an eargasm while listening to Third Eye by Tool live.

by Tim4BG January 7, 2006

Earrup

One of the more common sounds rap songs use when editing out curse words. Earrup can also be used as a pause or even to end songs e.g. Three 6 Mafia's "Stay fly"

She eyeing me like a n*gga don't exist
Girl, I know you want this EARRUP
Girl, I'm Kendrick Lamar
AKA benz is to me just a car

- Fuckin Problem lyrics by ASAP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar

by MastaRiddle May 31, 2013

Eargasm

1. An emotional high caused by listening to an exceptional composition. Usually but not always after a period of musical abstinence.

2. Intense sexual arousal brought on by listening to somebody else's voice; usually accompanied by tingles down the spine or a warm feeling localized at the nape of the neck, indicative of instant sexual rapport. The aforementioned may however be caused by the building of rapport in general. This is usually considerably more intense with whispers in the ear; usually dictated by context and tone of voice rather than what is actually said (up until a plausible limit of nonsensicality or unpleasant content) due to implicit meaning.

3. A term used to describe pleasant sounds in general or the effect of, say, an exceptional surround sound system.

4. A spasm of the ear; usually not unpleasant.

1. Wow! (The musical climax of) Rammstein's new song just gave me one hell of an eargasm!

2. (Introspective) Her mellifluous British accent just gave me an intense eargasm.

3. Wow! This new stereo system of yours is an absolute eargasm!

4. Urgh, I just had an eargasm out of the blue...

by Anonymous Synonymous August 2, 2011