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one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.
"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."
by Luiggi April 28, 2008
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Host Ended Game

The most common and annoying way for a game to end in the Call of Duty 4. An unfortunate result of laziness and negligence on the part of the game developers.
1. The next map was Broadcast, and I saw that 4 people had voted to skip. I knew that if one of those voters turned out to be the host, he would quit and end the game for everyone, like a little bitch. Sure enough, the game started and then it said "It's a Draw- Host Ended Game"

2. When John saw the countdown timer at the beginning of the game start at 11, he knew he was the host. So, as soon as his team was ahead, he quit so the game would end and he'd have a win on his record. John also does this as soon as he starts losing a game. John is an asshole.

3. (Inifinty Ward development team meeting)
dev1- Hey guys, how can we make sure that everyone has a shitty and frustrating experience whenever they sit down to play? The game is great, but we need to screw the customer somehow.

dev2- I have an idea! Let's make it so that one player is the "host", and if he decides to quit, then the game is over!

dev1- That is a fantastic idea! Way to think outside the box! You're getting a raise.

dev2- Thank you sir. It's nice that we are all uncreative lazy-asses who can't implement a simple workaround for this issue!
by trumble November 7, 2009
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Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
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easedrop

a common misunderstanding of the word Eavesdrop. Which means to listen in on a conversation.
I'm gonna easedrop on those two idiots.
by filthy steve June 19, 2008
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ended up with the gum

when you kiss someone with gum in their mouth and the gum ends up in your mouth.

Can also be used to describe something crazy.
Guy number one: what happened last night?
Guy number two: Long story short, I totally ended up with the gum.
by thatgirlwiththeface July 12, 2009
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Eaddy

That sexy mother fucker from the band HO99O9
If you see Ho99o9 live, looking at Eaddy will give you instant sexual gratification
by MichMcI September 17, 2017
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lop-eared pole cat

Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!

Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011
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