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Ebay Ass

The numb feeling you get in your butt after sitting in front of the computer buying or entering info to sell stuff on ebay for an extended period of time.
Chris: I've been sitting here for HOURS filling out the forms to sell my useless crap on ebay! This takes FOREVER!
Dave: You need a break!
Chris: Seriously...I'm starting to get Ebay Ass. I can't feel my legs anymore!
by WatsonsBubbler April 4, 2006
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eBay Christmas

When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.
"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."
by Phlegatu April 8, 2005
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eBay Tycoon

A person that sells anything and everything on eBay just to make a measly buck after all the processing fees, taxes and shipping cost.
Hanamaulu Postmaster: Gosh Jay your husband Bob surely waste a lot of time selling all his shit on eBay. I bet he only profits $1.00?
Jay: Yeah, but times that to the 10,000 items he got listed and sold. Yep! My Bob is a eBay Tycoon!
by Miss Penn February 5, 2010
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Ebaydm

A combination of the acronym JDM and eBay.

Anything from eBay that's supposed to be "JDM" such as car parts , emblems, decals from "Japan".
Guy 1: Hey man where'd you get your JDM Type R decals?!

Guy 2: eBay d00d!

Guy 3: ....that's ebaydm.
by pattycake December 23, 2009
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eBay Warrior

An person who will sell anything on eBay just to make a small amount of money and impress his online warrior friends with his high feedback!!!
Person 1: I might go into that charity shop, buy everything and sell it on ebay.

Person 2: Why in the hell would you wanna do that?

Person 1: Its all about the FEEDBACK!!!! I love eBay!!!

Person 2: Your so sad!! Stupid eBay Warrior
by corpie16 October 20, 2010
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the ebay disease

A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.
We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.

Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.
by MoFo2 January 29, 2006
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eBayUI

eBayUI refers to the tendency of certain eBay members to drink large quantities of Pabst Blue Ribbon mixed with anti-depressants such as Lexapro and then go on a bidding frenzy. Very quickly mundane and useless items become the must have item of the year. After a brief black out period the individual then wonders how the hell he is going to pay for all of it.
What the hell I am going to do with 35 vacuum cleaner belts, a penis pump, and a King James Bible with Jesus' words in red? I must have been bidding whie eBayUI.
by Gary Vitalis October 10, 2008
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