e-baying

How all da local hound-dogs exchange electronic messages.

Mighty howling-rackety times in da morning, wif all da neighborhood dogs e-baying each other.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

ebay.gov

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

eBayed

The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.

"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."

by Madnas August 20, 2012

ebay

a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping

but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....

by steff_G March 12, 2005

eBay sniper

The damn people that steal eBay auctions at the last second when I'm winning.

Locutus is a eBay sniper.

by Webadillo March 11, 2006

eBay

the yardsale of the Internet

I was trolling around eBaytoday, and I found two old AMDlaptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some ron jeremy DVDs, and some livestock, all for under $60 total.

I bet I get fucked on shipping.

by Ricky Roma November 20, 2003

ebay anxiety

The final 30 seconds of an auction when you've just bid. You are in flight or fight mode, hoping that no one will out-bid you, or increase the auction price.

Symptoms usually include light sweats, partial deafness, rudeness to others in room, dilated pupils, finger twitches.

DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. My ebay anxiety is kicking in. Let the auction end and I'm all yours.

by vixovixovixo July 5, 2009