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Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.
Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.
by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012
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Music Dyslexia

Being unable to read music, used in the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim in the episode Dethtroll.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf has Music Dyslexia

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dude's Toki can't read music

Toki Wartooth: Can you?

Skwisgaar: No, I haves music dyslexkia . You know that. I don't wish to talk about it. *hangs head*
by BSP's 4 life August 23, 2009
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Sexual Dyslexia

Sexual dyslexia is when you see the spelling of a word, and your brain automatically turns it into something disgusting, dirty or sexual. Like ORGANISM becoming ORGASM. etc.
"Wow, Spiderman has a character named "Do Cock?"

"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."
by Eevee89 August 21, 2011
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Dysflexic

A person who flexes any chance they get, and consider every situation an opportunity to flex.
Dick is so dysflexic, I told him about how my dad died in a car crash the other day then he started telling me about how he hadn’t gotten into a single accident since he got his license.
by JBlade97 January 6, 2019
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Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.
Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17
by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016
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rhythmically dyslexic

"Hey, wanna dance?"
"No, I'm rhythmically dyslexic."
by pseudonym87 December 9, 2008
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time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
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