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dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.
Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!
by Bicccc February 8, 2009
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Mind Dynamite

A concept, fact, or substance which has the effect of blowing ones mind.
Example 1
Person 1: Did you know velociraptors have 6 inch claws on their feet?

Person 2: Good God, that is some mind dynamite.

Example 2
Dammnn, dat hydro is some mind dynamite!
by ghettoblaster52 January 10, 2010
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Napolean Dynamite

A movie that somehow manages to be one of the worst and one of the best movies of all time.
by anonymous March 9, 2005
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Black Dynamite

The baddest, smoothest cat to hit the silver screen, you jive muthafuckas!

After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.

Co-written by star Michael Jai White.
Girl #1: My mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.
by WhiteTNT July 12, 2010
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Denver Dynamite

The act of shitting diarrhea into a womens vagina while she lays on her back, then you jump on her stomach and watch the explosion of shit come shooting out.
I gave Nancy a taste of the Denver Dynamite last night. She's not to happy about the dirty walls right now.
by bushj October 16, 2008
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Napoleon Dynamite

A torturously funny film that is amazingly accurate in its portrayal of life in a Mormon town. Most of the smaller towns in the Rocky-mountian west are predominantly Mormon.

Although it doesn't say it in the movie, Napoleon is a Mormon kid.
The clues are everywhere. His "Ricks College" t-shirt is a dead give away. Ricks College is a Mormon school, (now called BYU Idaho). The second-hand store where Napoleon shops is one store in a whole chain of stores scattered throughout Utah, Idaho, Arizona and Nevada called "Deseret Industries", (pronounced Des..err...et) or "DI" for short, and is owned and operated by the Mormon Church.

Napoleon talks about scout camp. The Boy Scout program is almost single-handedly run by the Mormon (LDS) Church in the west, and is a very significant part of their development program for boys. The director and his co-writer wife are Mormon, so is the actor who plays Napoleon. Most of the cast/crew are from Brigham Young University, (BYU)and most of the cool words that Napoleon uses like flip and gosh have been used by Mormon kids for decades.

Even the liger has roots in growing up in the Mormon west...the liger was a real half-lion half-tiger that actually lived for many years at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, and is well known to legions of Mormon kids who went to Hogle Zoo on field trips. After it died it was stuffed and mounted and is still on display at the zoo.

Though no-fault of the director, (the film is loosely based on his life in Preston) much of the deeply subtle humor in the movie is only caught by those familiar with Mormon culture. Napoleons clothes and the furniture in his house for instance, are all "total DI".

All in all, a "funny as heck" movie that can be enjoyed by all and is well worth seeing whoever and whatever you are.
"Fetch! Napoleon Dynamite is one saaweeet flick. I can't wait till my older brother gets home from his mission to see it...he's gonna laugh his flippin' head off."
by Streamwalker September 30, 2004
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dynamite dick

an occasion when you can't hold your nut for more then a few seconds.
Eminem had a horrible case of dynamite dick when he got it on with pamela.

your about to get your freak on with some mighty fine dime, and your worried helmet head might transform into dynamite dick.
by CORTEX OF KNOWLEDGE. October 19, 2010
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