Dylanification 

A quirk that Dylan’s possess, the ability to influence others into liking the same thing they do. You WILL get from interacting with a Dylan. Often caused by his charm, you will find yourself interacting with him and soon realise that he is like a contagious disease. You will start to see yourself doing the same thing that he does, and slowly, you will become one with the Dylan.

person 1: “Hey did you hear, Claire started practicing the piano again”

person 2: “I heard it’s due to Dylanification.”

Dylanification by Wahjd90 May 30, 2023

Dylanize 

To sing a given song in Bob Dylan voice, often with hilarious results

did you hear Steve Dylanize "Paranoid Android"?

Dylanize by Copperbeard September 29, 2010

Dylanism 

Supreme Bitchery, to the nth degree times infinity.

i.e. Dylan Soper is really suffering from a bad case of Dylanism... And his hemorrhoids.

Dylanism by R. U. Slime April 23, 2009

dylanist 

A person who smokes bacon and hates beef and Kebab

OMG I'm so Dylanist I hate kebabs I'm gonna smoke some bacon with my homies

dylanist by Plotting February 10, 2017

dylanishi 

a horrible skin disease that makes hair grow on your nose. Quite tragic! There is no cure for this disease.

Doctor - "I'm very sorry ma'am but you've been diagnosed with dylanishi."

Patient - "Oh my no! anything but THAT!"

Doctor - "It's the truth, there is no cure for this hair growing on the nose disease."

dylanishi by Dylan de la Mater and Erin Duran - TOTAL NERDS!! January 11, 2009

Dylanism 

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

Dylanism by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylanism 

def. When you try and carry really hard as a top laner, but everything else fails so hard that makes it difficult to win. You can also use Dylnuh

Player A: I'm just with a hard case of Dylanism last time
Player B: Shit, got queue'd with shit team all the time?
Player A: Yeah, it sucked.

Dylanism by Tropmeus September 26, 2020