DyKnow

Did you mean: 1984?

Student: omg this is literally 1984
Teacher: hello I enjoy violating your privacy pervertedly and seeing everything you do with DyKnow, like in the 1948 novel 1984 by George Orwell

by yeetus the keetus commit self March 12, 2023

The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

Dyonna

A loyal ass bitch who will literally shoot any ugly ass bitch who touch her close friends or her man

Dyonna is loyal

by Dyonna January 3, 2018

dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.

I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".

by KimmehG September 14, 2008

Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.

Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner

by Atari April 6, 2004

dymond

sexy thicc bitch ass female she is a bad bitch and is super nice and funny all the guys love her

girl 1-hey look at sexy dymond
kai-yea i wanna hump her

by melaniecc January 11, 2018

Dyking It Up

The phrase that people are obligated to utter when someone is portraying themselves in a dyke-like way even though they are a non-dyke (or won't admit they are a dyke).

"Justin Beiber is really dyking it up right now with that haircut of his."

by Dyking It Up 4eva July 24, 2010