Dakon

Dakon is a funny and charming person you'll ever meet, he's also unique like their name.

Damn Dakon's looking mighty fine over there!!

Dakon by UrbanDicUser_1400 February 3, 2022

Dakon

Dakon is a guy who's at you're average male height, if you're shorter than him you are short asf. Dakon is awesome and is a sexy mf, you'll easily get jealous of him because of how many bitches he pulls, if you're asking, "What bitches lmaoo" just go ask him lol.

Dakon is daddy <33

Dakon by UrbanDicUser_1400 November 22, 2021

Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.

I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.

Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

damon albarn 

he is the most gorgeous man on the face of the planet. so hot he is So hot i cannot be physically fine it hurts to look at him he is so fucking perfect also his music is so sexy. so much talent and beauty in one man what do i do. also now he is a dilf btw.

"damon albarn is so hot"
"that's a bit of an understatement can you please not disrespect him like that"

damon albarn by graham&damonluvr69420 May 27, 2021

Dakota Handshake 

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War 

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019

Dalonda 

an absolutely amazing, incredibly sexy, unbelievably gorgeous, and on top of that a good kisser. A pretty girl that is a great friend even though all the guys love her. Also, she is really sweet and nice when most people think she would be a snobby person

Wifey!

Omg, Dalonda is the best person to marry!

Dalonda by susie101 February 4, 2010