Ducting

When a guy ejaculates into your eye, specifically the tear duct.

"what is ducting?"

"It's when you fill her ducts with jizz, not tears."

Proper ducting etiquette:
Dont just let him duct you. Duct him right back. Squat over his face and squeeze his own jizz out right into his eyeball.

by Ducting in Kremlin November 15, 2018

crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.

Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”

by aretegroup June 17, 2018

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

crop dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

by Matt Turbot Monroe December 8, 2003

Knuckle-dusting

V. The act of female masturbation so frequent and furious that one's knuckles become raw from constant friction and moisture.

"While my partner was away for the summer, I spent my days and nights totally knuckle-dusting the shit out of myself".

"The pain of knuckle-dusting is nothing compared to the pain of loneliness and celibacy".

"Knuckle-dusting is the chain-smoking of sex".

by PenePee December 5, 2013

ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.

Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.

by bRad nig January 2, 2008