duties

the funniest word known to mankind
seriously just say it a few times and its hilarious

me and rob were cracking up all day about duties

Rob: Lucas have you performed your duties??

by JahLove March 8, 2009

dutheil

someone who is loud in bed.

Turned up the music to hide the screams of the dutheil.

by deafened man April 6, 2010

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 8, 2013

dutchie

A joint made from a Dutch Master Cigar.

Pass the Dutchie on the Left Hand side and fix that canoe.

by Dr Know It All December 4, 2003

bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.

Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!

by whimzzical July 13, 2010

Womanly Duties

Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties

When your boyfriend is sick it is a must that you unleash your womanly duties in them.

by JustTheDriver March 19, 2020

dutchieland

The land of dutchies including very talented singers. and very saucy people in sexy dresses.

"Lets go to dutchieland"
(lets go to naughty land)

by *Addy* January 30, 2005