dustin johnson

When you have done cocaine/herion before a range sess.

Bro your shots are off, you ripped a few Dustin Johnsons before or?

by ChiefKeef420 September 24, 2018

Shelf dusting

The act of a woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf duster -a woman engaged in said activity.

After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting.

by Darlinka Kevina November 17, 2010

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 14, 2003

Dustin Henderson

A character from Stranger Things. He's really funny and has a heart of gold.

Kid of Mom- Steve

You're almost as funny as Dustin Henderson.

by Justlou December 8, 2017

Honey Dunkin’

Ingredients:
-Warm jar of honey
-Ballsack
Honey Dunkin’: The process of dunking your ballsack in a warm jar of honey, fully submerging both testicles. This act is known to be one of the most pleasurable sensations a man can experience without the companionship of a woman. “Honey Dunkin’” originated in the 11th century and was commonly performed and passed down by Scandinavian vikings. You can find Honey Dunkin’ routinely practiced today in countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Iceland.

1) Damn, that honey dunk last night was glorious.
2) Hey, any chance you boys are down for some Honey Dunkin’ later? My wife is out of town.

by Tidepod002 November 7, 2019

pulling a dunkin

The act of masturbating under your backpack in study hall. Pioneered by Dunkin from Lockport New York.

I know he was pulling a dunkin, his backpack was bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane!

by Aaron Gould May 8, 2007

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009