urban redun-dunce

(n.) a person who posts redundant definitions to Urban Dictionary.

Joe: "Hey, I'm gonna add a word to Urban Dictionary."
Frank: "Oh yeah? Which word?"
Joe: "Booty."
Frank: "But there are already more than 100 definitions for that word. Is your definition original?"
Joe: "No, not at all."
Frank: "That makes you a total urban redun-dunce."

by Dylanphile February 4, 2012

The Duncan

From the historical account of the St. Louis Cardinals outfielder, Chris Duncan, who makes it a habit of having anal sex and then spinning the girl around to ejaculate in her face.

That girl that I hooked up with last night was dirty, so I gave her The Duncan. She used my bath towel to wipe of her face.

by Bachass October 30, 2006

Danica

The girl who makes u melt when she smiles. the girl whose eyes can see straight into you. the girl who every time you see her you cant help but smile no matter the mood your in. the one who likes to be held close and when you are too far away she tells you. the one who will hit you everytime your with her. the one who could sit on the phone with you until four in the morning talking about anything in the world. the one who deserves to be treated like a queen. the one who makes you look forward to the next day and when your with her you never want to look back. the girl who 1000 times a day you tell her you love the way she sings

that girl over there, is a perfect definition of a danica.

-dude your totally right.

by ualreadyknow1116 September 1, 2011

Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.

Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!

by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010

The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.

I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory

by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014

Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world

I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley

by Not Luc December 29, 2019

Bob Duncan

Bob is the hottest man alive. He was the best father ever and after his weight loss the other guys didn’t stand a chance. 10/10 beautiful man.

Bob Duncan is hot.

by im helpful June 9, 2018