1. carve a pumpkin with a sad expression on it.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.
"hey harry, why does you pumpkin look so sad?"
"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."
"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."
by courderoy montgomery February 27, 2008
Get the dumpkin mug.What happens when you stop doing smart stuff and your intelligence slowely drips out of your ears and onto the floor.
Stephanie gave up her academic career and took up a job in retail. As a result she felt herself dumberring.
by Bling Bling Blah Blah December 1, 2011
Get the dumberring mug.Related Words
dumperkin • dumpering • dumpkin • dumpring • Dorperkins • dumberring • Dummering • Dumpelpings • Dumperdick Blues • dumperdimple
When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates
Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin
by bully1 September 18, 2008
Get the blumpkin dumpkin mug.n. 1. A person who is very snug and cuddly. 2. One who loves to snuggle. 3. One who has a cute, puppy-like quality and is very comforting.
Also known as, "snuds" for short.
Also known as, "snuds" for short.
"He is such a snuddely dumpkin, I just want to cuddle him all night!"
"He's my snuddely dumpkin, he always makes me feel better"
"He is so warm and cozy, what a snuddely dumpkin!"
"He's my snuddely dumpkin, he always makes me feel better"
"He is so warm and cozy, what a snuddely dumpkin!"
by snuds101 December 12, 2009
Get the snuddely dumpkin mug.Somewhat analagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral sex from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Yo, my girl and I had Mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.
by Dean and the Nighthawk March 7, 2005
Get the dumpkin mug.1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the dumpkin mug.Marcus: oh my god, chris took the nastiest dumperooni last night, you could smell it from a mile away.
Chris: My dumperooni consisted of the McDonald's that I had just eaten.
Chris: My dumperooni consisted of the McDonald's that I had just eaten.
by Adrien Valjean November 7, 2016
Get the Dumperooni mug.