Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

dueling tripods

After facing your opponent in a standard tripod position, kick repeatedly until one falls.

Joe dominated Katie in a classic match of dueling tripods.

by Joe Daniels March 12, 2007

Dueling Dragons

When one is so sick, that they proceed to projectile vomit and diarrhea at the same time.

I ate some bad chicken and I was up until 4am last night dueling dragons!

by Sensei666 May 1, 2016

dueling cannons

When 2 Lesbians are having sex with a double sided dildo and they are farting back and forth while having sex.

While having sex Lisa and Amy were dueling cannons.

by bigbigbigq March 25, 2010

dueling banjo's

Its a song usually hummed by people when going into a small country town. just like in the movie "Deliverence". The 2nd riff of the song is hummed most of the time not the chord play in the begining. Often reference to a town full of the modern slang for folk people "hillbilly" and "Rednecks".

Joey: Hey Tim what town are we in?
Tim: Some town in Alabama.
Joey sees people sitting on the front porch of a house!
Tim begins to hum Dueling Banjo's.
Tim: "da da da da da da da da da"
Joey: "da da da da da da da da da"
Tim: "da da da da da"
Joey:" da da da da da"

by Beavis5000 December 12, 2009

dueling banjos

Something of/relating to the Hillbilly/Redneck/Appalachian Mountian style of life, or common practices of those people

1. Talk about dueling bangos, cuddling with your sister??? That's just gross.

2. "Cletus why did we have to park so close to my parents"..."Now Hunny, they're my parents too" ....(This is an example of a dueling banjos situation)

3. Could you have said that any more dueling banjos?? ...(refering to the manner/accent which someone used)

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Dueling Dragons

A double Rugby Shot. A shot of tequila in which you first snort a line of salt into each nostril, then take two shots of tequila, and finally finish by squeezing a lime into both eyes.

Phil was blinded, could not breath through his nose, and was drooling uncontrollably after doing a Dueling Dragons.

by TerdFerguson9 February 23, 2011