Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

Dudestack

A pile of men that cannot be ignored.

Did you hear about the massive game of twister at the gaybar? It ended in a huge dudestack.

by 00000000 November 29, 2007

dudeski

close friends; friend(s) who are cooler than your other friends

She's my best dudeski Jessica.

by aTea! August 5, 2007

totally dudes

a way of agreeing with an action, plan, or idea.

-taken from Shop Boyz popular song Party Like A Rockstar.

"hey let's go see that new movie tonight"

"totally dudes!"

by Urban Dictionary September 11, 2007

all the young dudes

An absolute gem of a fan fiction. In the Harry Potter fan fiction world, the Holy Trinity are these dramione gems: 'Isolation', 'Breath mints/Battle Scars' and 'Manacled'. Atyd is a wolfstar fic, and an amazing one at that. It satisfies our slow-burn, frenemies to best friends to lovers needs, and will leave you contemplating your whole life's existence. Anyways, enjoy this pure masterpiece by MsKingBean89 on ao3!

"Whats your fav marauders fic?"
"All the young dudes, of course!"

by dilfluvr3 March 11, 2021

please send dudes

When you're in a fight and message you friend or partner

"Please send dudes"
"Don't you mean nudes?"
"No, I'm in a fight and I need more dudes."

by Willow Chair September 18, 2020

Dudette

The female version of Dude. Normally a relatively cool girl who can chill with the boys and play some drinking games. Typically used in improvised speech after a frat boy addresses a group of people with "Dudes", realizes that females are in the premises, and acknowledges them by adding " and Dudettes"

Not to be confused with Brodette, which is similar to Dudette, but likely to be less attractive.

"Hey there dudes and dudettes"

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021