Mother Ducker

The Mother Of A Duck

"I hope that this Mother Ducker is fine with 12 baby ducks following her."

by SomeoneInTheWorld November 23, 2009

fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

Mother Ducker

A way to say 'Mother F***er' without really saying it.

Mother Ducker! I left my money at home!

by KarminAard June 2, 2009

Ducker

Someone who commits to hangout with his friends only to duck out on them and ditch them for something way less cool.

Eddie: Hey do you want to hang out Wednesday?

Chris: Sure, I will definitely be there Pri!

(Two Days Later)

Chris: Yo, I need to duck, I have to watch Obama's speech

Eddie: Man, you are such a ducker!

by Primary April 20, 2009

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005

Ducker

A person that repeatidly goes AFK in the middle of an instant message conversation without letting you know they are away from the computer.

"That vincent is a right ducker, its a nightmare to get a normal conversation out of him."

by RevMB April 22, 2008

Ducker

The(much more hurtful) combination of both duck and fucker.

I heard that Andy was whipping it, the ducker.

by Jpgesus March 10, 2015