Duck fuck bill

The bill of the duck that is used to preform the brutal pounding.

"Boys, your in the presents of the new duck fuck bill"

by 9tailboys April 13, 2019

If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.

I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!

by davebarr19 September 2, 2015

Duck Fuck

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.

"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018