drumpf

The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump

Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.

by bonum_ceti March 01, 2016

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

A massive dump that runs for President.

I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.

by Dr. Mr. Baby March 01, 2016

Drumpf

A serial liar.

Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.

by BookcaseShuffle March 01, 2016

Drumpf

phoney candidate

That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.

by TheMightyZ March 03, 2016

drumpf

n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.

That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.

by scarshapedstar. March 04, 2016

drumpf

The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.

All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..

by RealDe March 04, 2016