Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

A massive dump that runs for President.

I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.

by Dr. Mr. Baby August 18, 2016

Drumpf

A serial liar.

Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.

by BookcaseShuffle August 18, 2016

Drumpf

phoney candidate

That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.

by TheMightyZ August 16, 2016

drumpf

n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.

That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.

by scarshapedstar. August 14, 2016

drumpf

The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.

All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..

by RealDe August 14, 2016

Drumpf

The original family name for a certain Queens-based clan of racists, parasitic landlords, pathological liars, serial bankrupters of preposterously misconceived businesses, loudmouthed boors, fascist demagogues, schoolyard-level bullies, transparent bullshit artists with a contempt for facts and consistency, tasteless branding consultants who mistake themselves for building developers, and all-around insufferably overprivileged asshats, one of whom is currently providing cheap entertainment on a national scale by running for president as a Repugnican. Unless more than half the 2016 electorate consists of dimwits who base their votes on spite, hatred, and ignorance rather than a reasonable concern for the well-being of the nation and the planet, he will spectacularly fail, going down in American history as the biggest loser since Alf Landon.

Herr Drumpf repeatedly encouraged his brownshirted followers to beat up protestors and journalists at his rallies, until the inevitable deaths turned the overwhelming majority of the American public decisively against him and everything he stands for.

by A. Voter August 15, 2016