drumpf

1. (n) Ancestral name of Donald J. Trump as revealed by John Oliver

2. A foamier Santorum with wisps of golden hair mixed in

That Drumpf you gave me last night is really hard to wash out of my soul.

by Drumpf August 21, 2016

drumpf

Donald Trump's real last name and defined by comedy host John Oliver as "the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy."

Steve: "Donald J Drumpf is likely the second coming of Hitler."
Marti: "Couldn't have said it better myself."

by an expert on nothing August 21, 2016

drumpf

The original family name of our future president Mr. Donald Trump.

Hey, that drumpf wall keeps all the filthy mexicans out!

by Cpt. Faxe March 12, 2016

drumpf

The audible sound a morbidly obese pigeon flies into a window.

"Dude did you see that pigeon hit the window?" "No but I heard it go drumpf!"

by Nobodyfunny August 18, 2016

drumpf

When you are so drunk that you start being a dick and talking out your ass.

I'm going to get so Drumpf this weekend!

by Nworb Nosaj August 16, 2016

drumpf

the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. ‘Drumpf.’

Make Donald Drumpf Again

by ethash August 17, 2016

drumpf

to vomit or spew something disgusting out of your mouth

Hey bro, sorry for totally drumpfing all over last night.

by mehbulous August 20, 2016