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drummers syndrome

The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.
Typical Drummers Syndrome situations

Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor

Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer

Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?
by figjamjames November 2, 2007
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Drummers Hand

This pain occurs usually in your hand when you're done drumming. It's usually sore for a day or two but yet, you can still play drums.
After Slipknot was done with their concert, the drummer had drummers hand from drumming too hard for too long.
by Drummer123 June 7, 2011
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Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles
He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles
by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022
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girl drummers

Girl drummers are girls that drum duh but don't find themselves madly in love with a guy in drum line. Who wants to be a drummer cause thats who she is at heart. Who isn't afriad of what the guys will say when shes gone or that they like her or not.
Does that girl drummer like that snare player? Nope!
by Aj February 4, 2004
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girl drummers

A girl who plays the drums, but 30,000 times better than stupid meg white.
Kate Farstad from romeoarmada
by Phil Elvrum March 31, 2004
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girl drummers

Girl drummers are the best and they are funny and dead sexy!. Should be called sarah that way they are a good shag and and excellent with the sticks
by thats a secret June 18, 2003
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Ear Drummers

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".
"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".
by Not John Doe April 9, 2015
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