Drug Dealer

Contrary to many of you alls beliefs a Drug Dealer could be anyone. Successful drug dealers actually don't fit the "Norm" description. Normally the low dirty trashy dealers don't get far in what they do because they are not educated enough to keep the ball turning. A good drug dealer runs the streets or college campus in a business like form using micro-economics or proven statistics to enforce a safe and gurantee'd profit. A good drug dealer knows his limits. Meaning that if the kid is a fien you don't sell him enough to overdose or cause bodily harm that effects the rest of his life.

Yea my friends a drug dealer; goes to a Division I college out of state and is making insanely good grades and had a scholarship for wrestling. He came from a good family in the suburbs and he sells weed but thats only because in college it's a hobby not a life threatening addictive drug. He makes money and some people are haters and that's why he'll always get further in life then they did.

by Jonkel123 July 10, 2009

drug Dealer

The kid in school that wore the grey hoodie in class and didn’t do his homework

Teacher: “You better do ur homework or you’ll become a drug Dealer

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Drug dealer

A pharmacist

Guy 1: Yo i'm going to get some goods from my drug dealer
Guy 2: Whatever you get, i'm in
Guy 1: Alright Tylenol it is

by isufvsbviaydshb January 27, 2021

Drug Dealer

"A man that only wants to see you happy"
-Quackity

A nice quote from Mexican gamer Quackity when he was trying to be a drug dealer in Minecraft and offering drugs to Tommyinnit and Tubbo's sister Lani.

by idisijididi May 12, 2021

Drug dealer

A true bottom-feeder and a criminal. Equivalent in stature to a child molester. A person who profits off of other people's sufferings. A drug dealer won't sell it to his mom. He won't sell it to his sister. But, he'l sell it to his friends out on the street.

Drug dealers, on average, only manage to keep selling for 2-3 years before they are either arrested, murdered, or quit.

by Walking Tall April 23, 2007

drug dealer minute

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet

Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

by Peshyo November 15, 2011