drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008

Drozin

An amazing noun. Rhymes with frozen.

Those graham crackers are pretty drozin.

by sammm30986543456789 November 18, 2010

Drooping Chinchilla

The experience of sweaty balls as you swing them into your asshole, and then squeeze your ass together to crush the testicles.

Johnny blew out his left nut during a drooping chinchilla.

by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

Droopin

VERB; the act of smoking the incense spice you get at smoke shops. e.g k2, or C4. The word refers to that heavy feeling you get when you smoke the spice and you feel like your whole body is drooping. Can also be used as an adjective (drooped) or a noun (Droop).

dude 1: dude, wanna smoke some dro?
dude 2: Naw im droopin, i got a drug test comin up.
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dude 1: damn you look high as fuck!
dude 2: man im drooped.

by camfletch November 12, 2010

desk drooling

Falling asleep in class and not getting caught

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling

by HatBox August 27, 2013

drooming

Consuming alcohol while taking magic mushrooms. A combination of drinking and shrooming. Peaking on shrooms just as you begin to feel drunk. A VERY good time.

David and I were drooming last night at the bar, it was awesome!

by Lydia Hideous July 20, 2008

drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

by Chris13 February 6, 2008