After being being busted by cops, usually for excess partying, the officers then rape you in a group fashion. This typically occurs after one has been drinking and smoking weed simultaneously for extended periods of time.
After waking up sore, with a hangover, a ticket, and no memories of the night before, James concluded that the only reasonable explanation was that he and the bros were roll dried last night.
by ballroller007 May 10, 2010
Get the roll driedmug. by Carman Kenny February 25, 2011
Get the End Driedmug. The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.
I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!
by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016
Get the dried cummug. When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009
Get the Dried Masturbationmug. by Altyen December 18, 2018
Get the dried noodlesmug. When Jason finally awoke and walked into the kitchen, Paul couldn't help but notice that he had one heckuvva dried Sullivan. Jason squinted and crust popped off of his face in all directions. "God, I'm so crusted" said Jason. "I can see that," said Paul, removing several crispy flakes from his waffles. "You have quite a remarkable dried Sullivan."
by Bover January 3, 2010
Get the Dried Sullivanmug. Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue
by aScruffy August 10, 2020
Get the dried childrenmug.