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Deficide

Voluntary consumption of many laxatives causing profuse expulshion of feces leading to severe internal bleeding and the loss of many vital organs, occasionally losing fragments of the spine and taile bone.
"I feel the need to eat 30 fazolis' bread sticks and go home and commit deficide while spread-eagle on my father's pool table"
by Jello_flouride March 24, 2007
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dewicide

(1)to open a can or bottle of Mountain Dew and only consume a small part of it then forgetting about it for so long that it loses its carbonation thus making it undrinkable and thus causing its untimely demise (2) an unforgivable sin in the eyes of any that adore the nectar of the gods
You forgot to finish your Dew last night, you've committed dewicide! You bastard!
by Schlager Fox February 16, 2008
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devicident

The accidents that people get into because they are looking at a device while doing something else, stubbing their toes, tripping over something, putting their cookie into coke instead of milk, etc.
His father had no empathy for devicidents because he's too old to have a device and get in an accident because he's glued to it.
by CachoB January 5, 2017
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Drewcifer

Abrasive and certainly hails from New Jersey. The common plebs of Michigan have far too much sand in their vaginas to deal with the adult linguistics of this Jersey Devil. You can be assured that any sighting of Drewcifer will be followed by sightings of Douche Flutes Crying. More often than not the Douche Flute will be then seen typing an email through a sea of tears calling the Drewcifer Unprofessional and whining about hurt feelings.

See also Douche Flute.
Drewcifer is so abrasive that he even hurts the feelings of kittens and puppies.

How dare Drewcifer suggest I do my job and in front of others even, ****VAPE>>>VAPE**** do you have a tissue ?

Drewcifer is so mean he makes my Mangina bleed, do you have an industrial size tampon I can have?
by The real Drewcifer January 13, 2017
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drewsaide

Pretty girl who likes to smile and laugh with the people that matter. She is freaky at times if she wants to. She is a fun person to hang around. She likes kisses on the neck. Drewsaide hurts easier than most people. She is very pretty she likes guys who make her happy. She is an asshole If she wants to be but a really nice person
wsup drewsaide

Drewsaide: listening to music how bout you
Guy: wow your really pretty

Drewsaide: thank you
by Trapp dinero May 16, 2017
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deericide

Verb:
A willful slaughter of four or more deer, (probably with a car, most likely tears your muffler off)
"I just ran over four deer and it tore my muffler right off!"

"That's deericide!"
by NLIGHTENED October 28, 2017
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deicide

1: To destroy a God or diety

2: To destroy me
1: When the Pope and the Antipope meet

2: (That's impossible, by the way)
by The Ugly One April 24, 2004
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