Downie

Someone who has no plan in life of going anywhere, addicted to drugs, can’t go without weed and smells like shit, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes day in and day out and has no potential to be worth anything.

Look at Kayden over there, he’s a real downie ain’t he?

by EAnigga May 24, 2022

downie porn

Erotic materials featuring stars blessed with certain disabilities (see downie,spacca)... Hard to find even on the vast world wide web

Charlie could only get off to watching downie porn.

Jimmy thought he was scoring with Kel until she found the downie porn under his bed.

by andostura September 7, 2008

Downie Syndrome

n. A derogatory nickname for NHL player Steve Downie, who's play often makes one think he has extra chromosomes gumming up the decision making center of his brain.

n. A syndrome in which a hockey player does something stupid, similar to what Steve Downie probably would have done.

1. Downie Syndrome just took another pointless penalty and put us on a four minute penalty kill.

2. Did Tim Thomas just slash someone after the whistle? Is he suffering from Downie Syndrome?

by Steve Downie's Mother May 10, 2011

Downie Brownie

When someone completes a normal activity in such a way that it looks like they have down syndrome; knuckle-dragger; mouth-breather.

The noob lanes mid like a Downie Brownie.

by Tyrone_of_Africa December 14, 2010

Downie Dan

A god that is far above Jesus, worshiped by Ben, Ed the pedo, Malachi, Noah, Max, Beau and Arthur
Hes Fucking Retarded

Downie Dan is a very retarded spesimin

by Downie Dan May 22, 2019

downie dort

a person who ruins the vibe of a conversation and is overall really sad

'oh yeah him, hes such a downie dort'
'why's he being such a downie dort today'

by Erriian March 28, 2022

downie brownie

The act of taking a Cleaveland Steamer on a downie.

"Hey Clyde, I took a crap on a downie's chest last night. What's that called?"
"That's a Downie Brownie. Grats."

by Gotpants January 11, 2009