by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004
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chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.
chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
by ~*~ Sweet poisoN ~*~ August 20, 2006
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Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.
by RAVIS134 March 2, 2011
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Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
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